New Periodic Table Addition "Truthium"

A new element dubbed "Truthium" has been identified and is being considered for inclusion in the periodic table of chemical elements. The rare element would be included somewhere around the end of the grid of elements.
Although, extremely high in value Truthium is also an extremely volatile element. When added with other elements such as "Decorium" and "Tactium" highly useful compounds are easy to produce. The compounds have extremely positive impacts when exposed to areas of communication.
On the other hand, when combined with corrosive elements such as "Rudium" and "Brashium" the effects can be quite toxic to the receptors.
Truthium is an airborne element and is more often found in rural settings than in highly urban populations. Researchers hypothesize that this may be due to the filtration effects of many individuals speaking at one time in business environments which may tend to deplete the naturally occurring resources of Truthium.
Conversely, high concentrations of Truthium are often measured around the very young and the very elderly. This leads some researchers to postulate that something about the developmental stage of youth and the self-actualizing stage of many of the aged may in fact have a magnetic effect on Truthium.
What ever the case, Truthium is definitely a topic worthy of further study.
Elemental Value Added Truth: "Many a truth is spoken in jest" a diminutive of "Jesters do oft prove prophets". by William Shakespeare.
Labels: humor, Reg Adkins, truth in jest, Truthium



1 Comments:
ROFLOL!
(this concludes today's insightful commentary from MT)
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